Future-Eater via Open Mike Eagle:
P: One of my students is having so much trouble with his compulsory remedial math courses that it is endangering his ability to attend Hip-Hop Academy.
A: Design a highly illustrative fun math workbook with accelarating difficulty full of real-life word problems associated with the life of a rapper, what he aspires to be. Every question is based on money.
R: This rough workbook, reproduced here, could transform urban education.